8.14 Trial and Error
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok
i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”
We were driving past a cemetery and my Dad said in a dead serious quiet voice “I know something you don’t know about this place. The people living in this town aren’t allowed to be buried here.” And I was really confused so I asked why and he said
"Because they’re still alive."
Fuck you, Dad, with your creepy Dad jokes.
As dad jokes go, that one IS rather unsettling O.O
Roses are red.
The TARDIS is blue.
“Hey Donna, where’s the Doctor”
She said, “Doctor Who?”
I HATE YOU
Roses are red
The TARDIS is blue,
I don’t even watch Doctor Who and these physically hurt meStop it.