Sherlock episodes and their writers: a reminder of who we should be attributing which feels/tears/anger to (updated version of this post, now with series 3!).
SHERLOCK THESE ARE NOT THE WORST THINGS ABOUT LIVING WITH YOU
MY DAD MADE AN IMPALA CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY HOLY HELL
My dad who spent 12 hours making this cake for me wants this post to get 2000 notes I will do it god dammit
this is amazeballs
Please tell me there is a Sam in the passenger seat.
a practical guide to becoming a true pun master
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
Oh my GOD, Owen.
It entertains me that their organization was not even remotely secret. I imagine the locals all rolling their eyes whenever the team runs past, because it’s like when your kids are playing spy games and they’re being ‘sneaky’ and you have to pretend you can’t see them.
Whenever something really weird happens you just wander down to the docks, position yourself in front of a hidden camera, and sigh loudly. “Oh my, I sure hope that freaky alien-looking thing doesn’t eat my family. Boy, I wish there were someone around who could take care of that for me.”
And then you piss off and get lunch while they handle it, so you can avoid getting roofied.
And then you remember this little gem
“Excuse me… Have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car?”
Mark Sheppard is such a wonderful actor and Crowley is a great character. I love him so much!
some 13 year olds are dumb as hell but some 16 year olds are dumb as hell too so its not an age thing some people are just fucking dumb as hell
I swear, every fanfic is like:Person 1: Woah, youre hot, I think I like you
Person 2: I've loved you for 35882638930383838 years
Person 1: Too bad you'll never feel the same
Person 2: You flirt with me but I still don't think you love me
Person 1: Everyone is telling me you love me, but that's totes not true
Person 2: *SURPRISE KISS*
Person 1: Woah, hold up, my brains gotta process-
Person 2: YOU HESITATED WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME
Random Friend: PERSON 1 YOURE AN ASSHOLE
Person 1: Sorry bb, ilysm
Person 2: OMFG bb ILY2
some of the sex happen